So I’m going to write this post and not even address the fact that I haven’t updated in a million years. Cuz that’s just how I rollz.

Election Fevah! Catch it all up in your face

Tell me why I know not one but two people who are refusing to vote!?  A Black Male and a White Female. I am seriously considering removal of these people from my inner circle. I almost begged White Female to vote last night. Its that real.

How about that Sarah Palin Prank.  

I want to send this to my boss, who is Canadian (the djs are Canadian) but I don’t want to cross that line. Speaking of he can’t vote either because he is not a US citizen. 

Shake tha haterz off

Someone sent me a text message quoting the chorus from Roses by Andre 3000. If that message came from anybody else, Kee, Fernie, maybe Rain, I wouldn’t question it. But this chick kinda sorta tried mah ganster. I would see it for the joke that it would be coming from Kee because if she thought I was letting the job go to my head she would just tell me. Fernie would send it to me as a joke, and I would catch it because we have had extensive conversations about my paranoia. But not this other chick, taydizzle. NO. Especially since she has done many things like this before. One time she sent me a text message saying “I wish that I had facial hair, ugly, and was overweight, so guys wouldn’t think I wanted to have sex with them just because I wanted to hang out.” That was 3 years ago or so. I remember it verbatum because that totally hurt my feelings because she knows that those are all of my insecurities. Seriously?! But me being the forgiving person that I am, I accepted her back in my life. But she is constantly doing things like that. I just can’t do it now.

Another chick is now my new found friend! I think that she thinks that Im going to spend chesse on her. Before I got this job, she could have cared less about me. She blew my phone up for a week straight. You would think I was fucking this girl. It got to the point that I started ignoring her calls. She just now caught the hint that I don’t want to be bothered with her. So many people want to spend mah moneys right now. Um no. I may be stupid, but I aint dumb. 

Random, other minuita 

I want to get married, and have children. 

Sometimes my little cousin Shari gets on my last effing nerves. 

If I made some of the remarks that yts are making about Obama and the election I would be eviscerated mercilessly. 

It turns out that I have become a hobbyless ho! I don’t do anything except go to work and home. And maybe the grocery store. JTB is still passively ignoring me and telling me to man up when I ask for more face time. 

I get business cards in a few days! I have an office with a door and windows with an a.ma.zing view.

I hate when men trail after women who don’t want them. I hate it even more when that guy is basically a really good guy, except for that one loser quality. 

All of my former professors have congratulated me on finding a job. I really bet that they thought I wouldn’t anount to anything (see any thesis post). 

It really hurts that people only compliment me when I have straight hair. I really think that I am prettier when I am rocking my natural hair. 

I’ve run out of things to talk about see hobbyless ho.

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